This drabble outtake was inspired by a chat with IngenueFic. Here is a very special POV from Chapter 6 of Running for Home.
Edward is such a perv. I can’t even believe it. Bella is clueless. He looks at her bewbs all the time. Seriously. Every time she’s not watching, BAM! Eyes go south. I wish he’d just make a move already.
Oh great. Now he’s shifting around. Adjusting his peen, probs. Ugh. If he never uses me to cover up his boner again, it’ll be too soon.
Look at him. Sitting there all googly eyed. He can’t take his eyes off of her. He should be watching the road. Good thing I’m buckled in.
Why am I wearing seat belt?