There is a “search terms” section under my traffic stats. Basically, it shows what people searched for in order to find ooza.me. I got a real kick out of some of them and I thought I’d share.
Understandably, my top two terms are “twilight 25” and “the twilight 25.” There are a few hits for “ooza” (people are stalking me, that’s so cool!). There are some story title searches, the most searched being “Attaining the Impossible,” and of course, any other stories I have mentioned on the blog: Misapprehension, Grand Jete, With Teeth. Darkward made it in there a couple of times.
But then there are things that are so strange, and honestly, I don’t know how some of them retrieved my site, or how many pages into the results it had to be.
“maybe things are for best”
Are we too lazy to type the “the”?
“bella incessantly trying to wear down ed”
Ok, I think they are referring to sex. How else does Bella wear down Ed? But then why not just search for that?
“the end of the chapter”
Thank gawd that’s over. Phew!
“girl peen fics”
OMGGGGGGG! REALLY??!? WHERE?
and last but not least: “”knowing i would be naked””
Fuck, yeah! I’m nekkid all. the. time.