This is a one-shot I wrote for Southern Fan Fiction Review. The requirements were that it must be Christmas themed and include a lemon involving Edward and some form of penetration.
The fluffiness was a nice change from HitGoS. Enjoy!
“I can do it. I can do it,” I chant quietly.
“Bella, if you don’t get in that line right now, then I’m going to do it.”
“What?” she asks with wide, innocent eyes. “Just look at him.”
“He’s like a fine wine—keeps gettin’ better with age.”
“He’s, like, the hottest Santa ever, too. It’s ridiculous, really. I’d totally fuck him right now.”
This makes me laugh. “Really? He’s got white hair, a beard, and pillows stuffed in his suit. His red, velvet suit.”
“So I don’t want to hear about your freaky Santa fantasies, that’s what.”