All right, I know I’m almost a year behind on listening to the Twigasm Podcast, but omfg it is hardcore pwning me.
I started listening to it at the gym as a little extra motivation for me to get there. I’m most of the way through the third episode, and I think the late night regulars have just learned to ignore the crazy-girl-who-laughs-while-on-the-elliptical. Seriously. It’s bad. Especially tonight. I had to slow down to a grueling pace because I thought I’d either a) fall of, or 2) pee my gym pants. Namely during the KFM section when they had the conversation about marrying RPattz and having to pick up his laundry and debating if he was young enough to have a funky boy smell (which struck a cord because I was just in a smelly situation where we were talking about stinky teen smells and how adults couldn’t produce something so horrendous [we finally deducted that it was the smell of pad], anyway, I digress) and I damn near died when someone said you’d have to keep a microwave next to the bed to feed him hot pockets. Wow, that was a mouthful (that’s what she said!).
Anyway, I can handle the laughing… maybe not the hysterics, but I knew I was in trouble when I realized I was talking back to the podcast. I did the quick look around to make sure no one was watching.
After the first night I listened, I had the brilliant idea of bringing a small notepad and pen with me so I could write down everything I wanted to read. To the innocent bystander, it would appear I was tracking some sort of fitness regime, so that was good. Butt – I didn’t anticipate that it would be quite so complicated to write while engaging in physical activity. I could probably replicate what it looks like fairly well by attempting to write in MS Paint. Fortunately they list all the fics on their website, so all I have to do is kind of remember the names of the ones I want to read.
So far I’ve probably only read half of the fics they’ve talked about. It looks like I’ll be a little more up to speed in the newer episodes. Although it is interesting hearing them talk about fics that have since finished, like CW&IA.
Unfortunately some of the fics I wanted to read have since been pulled. Accidental Slippage, fics by oohlala, and The Office.
I would give sexual favors to be able to read about Beautiful Bastard. *sigh*